I thought I was seeing things when I came across the headline “
Tony
Blair launches artistic career”. It gets much stranger than that, however,
when you learn that the Tony Blair to whom the article refers, is a rat. The
artistic rat has been causing quite a stir in art circles with his masterpiece
which is made entirely out of avocado. The rat has also produced another piece
which features a gnawed four leaf clover which he calls “Am I still Lucky?”
Tony’s owner says "I first noticed his creative potential when he walked across
some clay tiles and left his paw prints and it went from there." I must see
whether any of my cats are hiding an artistic talent.